When my mom wakes me up:
She’s all like:
And I’m all like:
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Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel
my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain’t calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
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